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Category: Diary

And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts.

That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history. That’s only one in our series of tiny diaries–we’ll do others based on similar ‘activities.’ Features 112 pages

  • Perfect-bound, foil stamped felt cover with gold edged pages.
  • Book measures 2.56" wide by 3.69" tall (65mm x 93.7mm)
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Emily ★★★★★

Bought this as a gag gift for my brother and he immediately started logging entries from our chili night. The little pages actually hold up to pen ink without bleeding through, which surprised me. It fits in a back pocket, so he's been carrying it everywhere.

Mia G. ★★★★★

The pages really are pocket-sized at 2.75 by 3.75 inches, which makes it perfect for tucking into a jeans coin pocket for on-the-go logging. I’ve been cracking up every time I pull it out to jot down a notable one—it’s the most ridiculous yet effective conversation starter.

Natalie N. ★★★★★

Got this as a gag gift for my husband and honestly, the 2.75” by 3.75” size is perfect for slipping into his back pocket during walks. He actually jots down the memorable ones and we crack up reading them later.

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