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A Trillion Cliches Every Dad Will Do Prompted Journal

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$9.6 $15 In stock

Category: Prompted Journal

Think of it as an entertaining way to take inventory of your (or your dad’s) life. As it turns out, becoming a father is the permission slip every guy is waiting for. Like some kind of embarrassing magic, they’re instantly emboldened to do the countless weird things that they’ve always wanted to do. Pro-tip: fill it out this prompted journal by Brass Monkey for your own dad before you give it to them. They’ll be so proud of you.


• Features 200 unique pages filled with the countless cliches that every dad inevitably does.
• Wore black socks with sandals exclusively for an entire beach vacation? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.
• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.
• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).
• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Michael P. ★★★★★

Got this for my husband's birthday and he's been filling out a prompt every night before bed, laughing at the "advice I'd give my younger self" page. The prompts are funny without trying too hard, and it's a nice change from another tie or gadget.

Isabella X. ★★★★★

My dad actually teared up filling in the prompt about his first car, which I did not expect from a gag gift. The pages ask things like "the worst advice you ever gave" so it works as a real keepsake, not just a joke. He's been carrying it around the house for a week.

Madison ★★★★★

Got this for my husband's birthday and he actually teared up reading the first prompt about his own dad. The fill-in-the-blank sections make it easy for him to jot down memories without feeling like he's writing a whole essay.