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Because This Cat Is Embarrassing - Pet Shame/Praise Deck

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$11.36 $16 In stock

People love to celebrate their cats, and for good reason…most of the time. I mean, sure, they do literally poop in a box and make you clean it up. And then there’s that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and all of those animals that they kill and leave for you to step on in the middle of the night. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of cat ‘milestone cards’ by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to the world’s largest hairball that your cat just gagged up.

  • Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your cat–perfect for annoying other people on social media with.
  • Each card features a unique ‘praise’ on the front and a ‘shame’ on the back.
  • They all come in a displayable two-piece box.
  • The outer box measures 4.5” wide by 6” tall by 1.7” deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm).
  • Cards measure 4” wide x 5.75” tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Claire ★★★★★

My cat vomited on the rug again this morning, so I flipped to a shame card and it actually made me laugh instead of cry. The deck has both praise and shame sides, which is perfect because he's equally deserving of both.

Ella R. ★★★★★

I bought this as a gag gift for my sister after her cat threw up on the rug for the third time that week, and the deck had us both cracking up. The cards flip between roasting and praising your cat, which is exactly the energy every cat owner needs.

Joshua H. ★★★★★

Our cat knocked over my coffee the same day this arrived, and honestly the timing was perfect. The cards actually made me laugh out loud at the absurdity of cleaning up her latest hairball, which is exactly the kind of dark humor I need as a servant to a tiny dictator.