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Because This Dog Is Embarrassing - Pet Shame/Praise Deck

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$9.6 $16 In stock

People love to celebrate their dogs, and for good reason…most of the time. I mean, sure, they hate pee on your shoes occasionally. And then there’s that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and the endless amounts of hair on absolutely everything you own. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of dog 'milestone cards’ by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to their latest kill–your shoes.

• Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your dog–great for annoying other people on social media with.
• Each card features a unique ‘praise’ on the front and a ‘shame' on the back.
• They all come in a displayable two-piece box.
• The outer box measures 4.5” wide by 6” tall by 1.7” deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm).
• Cards measure 4” wide x 5.75” tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Jason O. ★★★★★

The shame cards are funnier than I expected, especially the one about the vomiting. My dog has no idea why I'm holding a card at him but my roommates cracked up. Perfect for anyone who loves their dog but is tired of pretending it's perfect.

Olivia ★★★★★

I didn't expect the praise side to get as much use as the shame side, but my dog's reaction to "ate the couch cushion again" had the whole house laughing. The cards are thick enough to survive being left on the coffee table with a chewed-up shoe next to them.

Riley ★★★★☆

Bought this for my sister's beagle who howls at the mailman every single day. The praise side is sweet, but I honestly wish there were more shame cards since that's the whole reason I got it. Still, we've been laughing about it all week.