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Don't Swear Swear Bank

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$12.6 $20 In stock

Category: Swear Bank

Whoever said that swearing doesn't pay off? So do what you love, and save money all at the same time.

This swear bank by Brass Monkey features a glass front (with gold foil art) and a slot for coins on the top. It's even f-ing hangable.

Bonus: it comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).

  • Black wooden design, with a glass front to see all the funds you gave.
  • Features hand-designed metallic gold 'Don't Swear' artwork.
  • Includes a hidden slide-out panel (to get your damn change back).
  • Measures 6.75" wide by 4.875" tall (and 2" deep if you're curious).
  • Hangable on the wall, or displayable on a desk.
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

William F. ★★★★★

My roommate and I started this as a joke, but the glass front actually makes it weirdly satisfying to watch the coins pile up. The gold foil art looks nicer on my shelf than I expected for a swear jar. We're already thirty bucks in and it's only been two weeks.

Thomas J. ★★★★★

Every time I let a curse slip, I drop a quarter in this bank—and the gold foil lettering glints at me like it knows. The glass front makes it guilt-inducingly visible, so the savings add up fast.

Madison ★★★★★

Bought this as a joke for my roommate who swears like a sailor, and now we're both actually using it. The coin slot is the perfect size for quarters, and watching the jar fill up has turned into a weird little competition between us.