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Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

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$13.14 $18 In stock

We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

  • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
  • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
  • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
  • The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
  • Cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Natalie S. ★★★★★

My sister got these for me before a big presentation and I pulled one right before walking in. The card I grabbed was dumb in the best way and it actually calmed me down. Keeping the box on my desk now for whatever the next disaster is.

Christopher ★★★★★

My coworker pulled one of these out after a brutal meeting and I laughed harder than I had all week. The card deck sits right on my kitchen counter now, and grabbing one before a stressful call actually calms me down a bit.

Joseph G. ★★★★★

I keep this deck in my desk drawer for days when everything goes sideways. Pulling a card before a big meeting sounds silly but it genuinely settles my nerves, and the cards are sturdy enough to survive my bag too.