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Emergency Dad Jokes

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$7.44 $12 In stock

Category: Game Set

Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That’s why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes–perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note–or just ‘Hi hungry, I’m Dad.’

  • 100 double-sided cards–each featuring a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional ‘wisdom’ on the back.
  • Box measures 4” wide by 2.7” tall by 1.7” deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm)
  • Cards measure 3.5” wide by 2.5” tall (89mm x 63mm)
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Abigail F. ★★★★★

Threw these in my cargo shorts for a road trip and we were cracking up the whole drive. The jokes are perfectly groan-worthy, exactly what you'd expect from a dad deck.

Elizabeth C. ★★★★★

These live in my glovebox now and they've saved at least three awkward waits at restaurants. The deck being small enough for a cargo pocket means it actually comes with me instead of staying in a drawer.

Joseph R. ★★★★★

My boys think they're too cool for my jokes, but these cards fit perfectly in my back pocket for ambushes at the grocery store or soccer practice. The one-liners are so bad they're good, and the deck is compact enough that I can whip it out anywhere without the wife rolling her eyes too hard.