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Emergency Pick-up Lines Card Set

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$7.44 $12 In stock

Category: Social Card Set

When words fail you (or you're just too flustered to be charming), this set of 100 double-sided cards comes to the rescue. Packed with flirty one-liners, awkward icebreakers, and hilariously questionable compliments, each card is your ticket to starting a conversation—or at least making someone laugh. Bonus: the back of each card has space for notes, doodles, or tracking your batting average. Because hey, flirting is a numbers game.

Whether you're out on the town, stuck in a meet-cute at the bookstore, or trying to text without sounding like a robot, this deck is your new secret weapon. Use it to charm strangers, flirt with friends, or just make yourself laugh in the mirror like the dazzling human you are. Keep a few in your pocket—you never know when you'll need to make a memorable first impression.

  • 100 double-sided cards–each featuring a unique pick-up line on the front and a place to record the experience on the back.
  • Cards measure 3.5" x 2.5" (9 x 6 cm)
  • Box size: 4" x 2.7" x 1.2"
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ava ★★★★★

My friend was too nervous to approach someone at a bar, so we pulled out a card from this set. The line was cheesy but delivered with

Joshua M. ★★★★★

Took these to a bar with friends and we ended up reading the awkward icebreakers out loud just to see who'd actually try one. The flirty one-liners got a few real laughs, and honestly one of them worked. 100 cards means we're still not through half of them.

Joseph R. ★★★★★

The double-sided thing is actually smart, 100 cards means you're not just stuck with the same tired lines. I kept a few in my wallet for parties and they've genuinely started conversations instead of killing them.