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Freelance Dog Model Dog Bandana

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$9 $15 In stock

Category: Dog Bandana

They literally just woke up like that too. It's not even fair.

This durable cotton dog bandana by Brass Monkey is the perfect way for your dog to express themselves...in a way other than peeing on your rug.

Bonus: it's designed to be one size fits all (unless they are literally a horse), making it the perfect gift for any dog (or their owner).

  • Durable, double-sided cotton construction.
  • Features two-color 'The Real MVP' design in applique and embroidery.
  • Has a 30" tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog (within reason).
  • Measures 9" wide by 6" tall (not including ribbon).
  • Machine wash on gentle...the bandana, not the dog.
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Eva P. ★★★★★

My dog actually keeps this bandana on all day, which never happens with other ones I've tried. The cotton holds up fine through muddy park trips and it still looks sharp after a wash.

Andrew ★★★★★

The cotton is thicker than I figured for a bandana, so it's held up through muddy park trips and two washes already. The tie straps stay knotted on my wiggly terrier instead of sliding loose like the cheap ones did.

Ruby A. ★★★★★

The fabric is thick enough that it holds its shape after a full day of wrestling in the yard, and the print still looks crisp after two washes. My corgi gets compliments every walk, and honestly, the “woke up like that” text cracks me up every time I see it.