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Happy Heckin' Holidays Dog Bandana

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$9.6 $15 In stock

Category: Pet Bandana

I mean, we all know who the star of this show really is anyway. This durable cotton dog bandana by Brass Monkey is the perfect way for your dog to express themselves…in a way other than peeing on your rug.


Bonus: it's designed to be one size fits all (unless they’re literally a horse), making it the perfect gift for any dog (or owner).


• Features vintage-inspired flocking. You know, that fuzzy stuff on 70s t-shirts.
• Says 'Happy Heckin' Holidays' on the front. You probably already noticed that, though.
• Durable, double-sided cotton construction.
• Packaged on a peggable header card (for easy hanging).
• Bandana measures 9” wide by 6” tall, with a 30” tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog (within reason).

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Claire N. ★★★★★

The cotton is sturdy but still soft enough that my pup doesn't mind wearing it all day. Got so many compliments at the holiday gathering, and it held up perfectly against some drool and snow.

Carter S. ★★★★★

Took my dog to the family Christmas party and he got more attention than the actual presents. The cotton fabric held up fine even after he rolled around in the yard. Tie it on snug and it stays put all day.

Emma ★★★★★

The cotton is thicker than I expected, so it actually holds its shape instead of flopping around when she shakes her head. She wore it for our holiday card photos and never once tried to paw it off, which says a lot for a dog who hates costumes.