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I Knew It Wasn't Butter Cross Stitch Kit

I Knew It Wasn't Butter Cross Stitch Kit - Main image
$14.4 $20 In stock

Category: Cross Stitch Kit

While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread…you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies.


  • Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle.
  • Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over–friendship bracelets, anyone?
  • Comes with a design guide–and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us).
  • Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves.
  • The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep–that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy.
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Sebastian T. ★★★★★

I've never done cross stitch before but the kit came with everything I needed, even the hoop and thread, so I just followed the pattern and had it done in a weekend. The little butter joke cracks me up every time I walk past it on my wall.

Charlotte ★★★★★

Stitching that little butter joke took me about three evenings, and the pattern chart was clear enough that I never had to rip out a row. The hoop and floss were already in the box, so I only had to grab scissors.

Leo K. ★★★★★

The kit comes with everything you need except the patience, which is honestly accurate. I finished it in two evenings and the little saying cracks me up every time I walk past it. Thread colors are bright and easy to separate.