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In The Event Of Sobriety Emergency Drinking Kit

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$27.2 $40 In stock

Category: Cocktail Set

Consider it a first aid kit for adults. This emergency drinking kit by Brass Monkey includes everything you need to solve (and/or cause) all of life's problems. Specifically: a collapsible metal travel cup, glass mini flask, bottle opener, metal straw, and a mini cocktail recipe book to help mix drinks in a crisis.


• Includes everything you could possibly need in a crisis* (besides, you know, the actual liquor).
• Features a 44-page mini cocktail recipe book that explains how to make some essential drinks.
• Comes packaged in a giftable storage box inspired by vintage first-aid kits (that inevitably had everything except the size of bandaid that you actually needed).
• Features bold editorial messaging throughout.
• Box measures 8" wide by 6.5" tall (and 2" deep if you're curious).

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Mia X. ★★★★★

The collapsible metal travel cups actually work great—I filled one at a hotel bar and nobody blinked. Everything nests back into the case, so it lives in my carry-on without taking up space.

Matthew G. ★★★★★

Bought this as a joke gift for my brother's 40th and he actually keeps it in his glovebox now. The little kit has a corkscrew and shot glass tucked in with the flask, so it's genuinely useful at tailgates.

Brian ★★★★★

The collapsible metal flask is the star here—it folds flat when empty, which makes it perfect for shoving into a jacket pocket. I've already used it for two concerts and a picnic, and the kit's whole "first aid for adults" concept genuinely made me laugh. It's a clever little set that's actually pra