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Judgy Fish Coloring Book

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Category: Coloring Book

The Judgy Fish Coloring Book by Brass Monkey reels in 80 pages of snarky underwater side-eye. It’s packed with countless fish—grumpy, unimpressed, and absolutely done with your nonsense—paired with hilariously salty quotes. Dive into a sea of sass that’s perfect for stress relief, sarcasm, and coloring outside the lines.

Meet a whole school of sarcastic salmon, passive-aggressive pufferfish, and downright judgy goldfish. Each page features vintage-style aquatic illustrations and razor-sharp one-liners that make it clear: these fish are not here to make friends. It’s the perfect mashup of art and attitude.

  • Includes 80 black & white pages full of countless salty birds to color
  • Boom measures 8.5" x 10" TALL (22 X 25 cm)

NOTE: Please use soft-wax, water, or acrylic based coloring crayons, pencils or pens. Alcohol-based colors are not advised.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ava Q. ★★★★★

I bought this for my desk at work and the grumpy fish expressions are genuinely funny without trying too hard. With 80 pages there's plenty to color, and the paper takes colored pencils well without bleeding through.

Christopher ★★★★★

The unimpressed fish faces actually made me laugh out loud before I even picked up a colored pencil. At 80 pages, it's way more book than I expected for the price, and the paper handles my markers without bleeding through.

Ryan P. ★★★★★

I've been coloring a page or two every night after work and the snarky captions are the perfect wind-down. The paper holds up well to my markers without bleeding through, which matters since I'm heavy-handed. Eighty pages of judgmental fish is exactly the therapy I didn't know I needed.

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