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Not Today, Murder Game

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$12.2 $20 In stock

Category: Social Game Set

Everybody loves a good murder–well, except for the murderee that is. In this hilarious party game players try to devise the best plan to escape from a series of entertainingly ‘murder-y’ situations—but even better, there’s a twist. See, you only have 3 randomly drawn objects at your disposal to use—anything from a rubber duck to a can of spray cheese. With endless possibilities and endless laughter, this game is guaranteed to keep the party going long into the night!

  • Suitable for 3+ players
  • Includes 300 double-sided ‘object’ cards and 50 double-sided murder-y ‘scenario’ cards
  • Cards measure 2.85" wide by 2.5" tall (72mm x 63mm)
  • Lidded box measures 4" wide by 5" tall by 3.1" deep (101mm x 127mm x 79mm)
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Customer Reviews (4.5 / 5 · 6 reviews)

Olivia R. ★★★★★

Pulled this out at a dinner party and the escape scenarios had everyone arguing over plans for a solid hour. The cards are sturdy enough to survive being passed around a table full of people gesturing wildly. Best ten bucks I've spent on a group gift in a while.

Daniel R. ★★★★★

The scenarios are so absurdly fun that my group couldn't stop laughing. We've played through half the cards already and each one sparks creative escape plans.

Daniel ★★★★★

Brought this to a dinner party and by round two everyone was arguing over whose escape plan was least likely to work, which is exactly the point. The scenario cards are dark in the best way and easy to pick up without a long rulebook.