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Threw these in my cargo shorts for a road trip and we were cracking up the whole drive. The jokes are perfectly groan-worthy, exactly what you'd expect from a dad deck.

These live in my glovebox now and they've saved at least three awkward waits at restaurants. The deck being small enough for a cargo pocket means it actually comes with me instead of staying in a drawer.

My boys think they're too cool for my jokes, but these cards fit perfectly in my back pocket for ambushes at the grocery store or soccer practice. The one-liners are so bad they're good, and the deck is compact enough that I can whip it out anywhere without the wife rolling her eyes too hard.