未來勒索小日記

My coworker keeps stealing my pens so I started documenting her suspicious snack drawer raids in here instead. The pages are small enough that each entry has to be brutally concise, which honestly makes the petty drama funnier.

I bought this purely to keep a running log of my roommate's weird excuses, and the pocket size means it lives in my jacket without bulging. The pages are small so entries stay short, which honestly makes the gossip easier to reread later.

The cover is tiny enough to actually hide in my palm, which is perfect for jotting down my roommate's weird midnight habits. I've already filled three pages with her suspicious fridge raids. Way more entertaining than a grocery list.