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Critical Drinker Floaty Pen Set

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$7.92 $12 In stock

Category: Floaty Pen Set

Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers.



• Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.


• Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use)


• Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use)


• Each pen measures 6” long and .5” in diameter.


• Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

George ★★★★★

The words floating around inside actually shift when you tilt the pen, which I wasn't expecting to be so entertaining during long meetings. Ink flows smoothly and the vintage look gets comments every time someone borrows one.

Eli G. ★★★★★

I bought these mostly for the nostalgia factor but the way the words shift and rearrange when you tilt the pen kept me fidgeting with it during every meeting this week. The vintage look fits nicely on my desk, though I've already almost lost one twice.

Penelope L. ★★★★★

The floating ink inside these pens is genuinely mesmerizing — I catch myself tilting it back and forth during boring meetings just to watch the words shift. Vintage look is spot on too, like something you'd find in a junk shop in the best way.

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