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Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

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Category: Floaty Pen Set

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.

These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.

They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.

  • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
  • Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
  • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
  • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.
  • Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ella ★★★★★

I keep these on my desk just to fiddle with during calls, and the way the words slide and change when you tilt the pen never gets old. The vintage look is a nice touch too, way better than the cheap plastic pens I usually lose anyway.

Penelope ★★★★★

I bought these mostly for the gimmick, but I actually use them at my desk every day now. Watching the words shift as you tilt the pen never gets old, and they're genuinely fun to fidget with during long calls.

William O. ★★★★★

The ink flows smoothly and the floating words inside genuinely change with every tilt, which makes doodling during meetings way more entertaining than it should be. I’ve already caught myself picking these up just to watch the messages shift around when I’m stuck on a task.

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