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Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary

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$5.2 $8 In stock

Category: Tiny Diary

Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75” x 3.75”) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental comedy.

This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. It’s the ideal combo of elegant design and “I can’t believe you just said that.” Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado “green butter” or asked if clouds have feelings.

  • Features 112 pages
  • Hard-bound, felt cover with gold-edged pages
  • Size: 2.75" x 3.75" x .06"  (7 X 9 X 2 cm)
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Sebastian L. ★★★★★

I've had mine on the nightstand for a week and already filled three pages. The 2.75x

Ella ★★★★★

My 4-year-old told me a doozy at breakfast so I grabbed this little diary right off the kitchen counter and wrote it down before I forgot. It's only 2.75" x 3.75", which is honestly perfect because it fits in my apron pocket and I can jot things down one-handed. Flipping back through the pages alrea

Henry ★★★★★

I keep this tiny diary in my purse and jot down my son's weirdest quotes while we're out running errands. At 2.75" x 3.75" it fits in my jacket pocket, and flipping back through the pages already has me laughing.