Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary






Category: Tiny Diary
Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75” x 3.75”) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental comedy.
This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. It’s the ideal combo of elegant design and “I can’t believe you just said that.” Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado “green butter” or asked if clouds have feelings.
- Features 112 pages
- Hard-bound, felt cover with gold-edged pages
- Size: 2.75" x 3.75" x .06" (7 X 9 X 2 cm)
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