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People I Plan To Haunt Tiny Diary

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Category: Tiny Diary

Finally, a pocket-sized place to keep track of your posthumous priorities. Whether it’s petty grudges, unresolved drama, or just a running list of people who deserve a little ghostly mischief, this 2.75” by 3.75” diary is your future haunting blueprint. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s the perfect mix of elegance and eerie intent. 

Styled with nostalgic flair and a touch of the macabre, this diary channels old-school stationery vibes with just enough spooky sass. It’s ideal for chronicling your spectral plans, mysterious thoughts, or simply jotting down names with dramatic flair.

  • 2.6 x 3.75 x 0.5 in (6.5 x 9.5 x 1.27 cm)
  • 112 pages
  • Hardcover, foil stamped felt cover with gold page edges
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Adam ★★★★★

The pocket size is what sold me — it actually fits in my jacket without a bulge, which matters when you're supposedly haunting discreetly. I've already filled three pages with grudges I'd forgotten I was holding.

Nicholas ★★★★★

I didn't expect to actually use this, but I've already filled three pages with names and specific grievances. The tiny diary fits in my jacket pocket, so it comes to every family dinner now.

Emma H. ★★★★★

I keep this in my glovebox and jot down grudges at red lights, which is honestly the most use a diary has ever gotten from me. The tiny 2-inch pages fill up fast, but that just means I get to buy another one.

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