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Future Blackmail Tiny Diary

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$5.68 $8 In stock

Category: Tiny Diary

Sure, you could use this tiny diary to jot down grocery lists and inspirational quotes… but let’s be honest, it’s way more fun to document suspicious behavior, embarrassing quotes, and all the dirt you might need later. You know, just in case. Measuring only 2.75” x 3.75”, this journal may be small—but it holds big secrets. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s the perfect place to keep receipts (figurative or literal), plot mild revenge, or simply record your chaotic brilliance.

  • Features 112 pages
  • Hard-bound, felt cover with gold-edged pages
  • Size: 2.75" x 3.75" x .06"  (7 X 9 X 2 cm)
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Zoe D. ★★★★★

My coworker keeps stealing my pens so I started documenting her suspicious snack drawer raids in here instead. The pages are small enough that each entry has to be brutally concise, which honestly makes the petty drama funnier.

Stella ★★★★★

I bought this purely to keep a running log of my roommate's weird excuses, and the pocket size means it lives in my jacket without bulging. The pages are small so entries stay short, which honestly makes the gossip easier to reread later.

Leo E. ★★★★★

The cover is tiny enough to actually hide in my palm, which is perfect for jotting down my roommate's weird midnight habits. I've already filled three pages with her suspicious fridge raids. Way more entertaining than a grocery list.